Lawnmower Man

On some summer days in New Buffalo, you might spot a powerful, well-built man with sweatbands, toiling mightily with his huge V-8 lawnmower, attempting to subdue his 5 foot by 5 foot patch of lawn.

Maybe he's stockpiling Agent Orange as a weed killer.  Is it possible to have more power than necessary?

Would he wear camouflage to fertilize?

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